Little things, like, if you love me, and you buy me lingerie as a gift, don’t buy me a small top and a medium bottom. You know, if you love me, you’ll think ahead. You used to be happy with Fish-stick Friday.” - Jeff Dye on The Tonight Show with Jimmy The American Comedy Co., 6.15-16: Whitney Cummings I had a girlfriend, and then she was like, ‘I wanna get married and have babies,’ and I was like, ‘You’ve changed. I wake up in the morning, and I look in the mirror, and I go, ‘Well, that is inaccurate.’” - Ryan Hamilton on Happy The American Comedy Co., 6.7-9: Jeff Dye I look really happy all the time, and I don’t feel like this. “Where do you want to begin? Should we start with my face? Should we? I always look like this. Who’s gonna win that one, right?” - Maz Jobrani on Brown and La Jolla Comedy Store, t /la-jolla 5.31-6.3: Ryan Hamilton Also, I’m a comedian, and she’s a lawyer. I would never file for divorce ’ cause I love my wife. Comedians coming to San Diego during June include Whitney Cummings, Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham.
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